Impending Doom Has Arrived

And Five Days Prior to This Occasion The Apostle The Elder Malaclypse Shall Walk the Streets of Whittier Bearing a Sign for All Literates to Read thereof DOOM, as a Warning of Forthcoming Doom to All Men Impending. And He Shall Signal This Event by Seeking the Poor and Distributing to Them Precious MAO BUTTONS and Whittier Shall be Known as The Region of Thud for These Five Days. As a public service to all mankind and civilization in general, and to us in particular, the Golden Apple Corps has...

Thus Ends Principia Discordia

This being the 4th Edition, March 1970, San 5 Francisco a revision of the 3rd Edition of 500 copies, whomped together in Tampa 1969 L which revised the 2nd Edition of 100 copies r from Los Angeles 1969 which was a revision Of principia discordia or how the west was vg lost published in New Orleans in 1965 in five copies, which were mostly lost. (k) ALL RIGHTS REVERSED - Reprint what you like Published by POEE Head Temple - San Francisco on the future site of beautiful san andreas canyon

Hygiene

Lord promised Therefore, behold, I will f yS bring evil upon the house of Jeroboam and will cut 'off from Jeroboam him that pisseth against the 'wall I Kings 14 10. (This unsanitary practice caused serious erosion of the mud walls). GRAND OPERA VJs Wherefore my bowels shall sound like a harp for f. Moab, and mine inward parts for Kirharesh. -Isaiah 16 11, Face to face with the mighty forces and elements v of nature, the thoughtful man fearlessly con- v templates his place in the great cosmic...

There Is No Truth

To the legend that 1f you throw away a chain letter then all sorts of catastrophic, abominable, and outrageous disasters will happen. Except, of course, from your seed's point of view. Q. How come a woodpecker doesn't bash its brains out A. Nobody has ever explained that. tlSIA, fRISTIC ANCItlsr'C MISC. Sit CM)** tlSIA, fRISTIC ANCItlsr'C MISC. Sit CM)**

Apostle The Elder Malaclvpse

All statements are true in some sense, false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense. A public service clarification by the Sri Syadasti School of Spiritual Wisdom, Wilmette. The teachings of the Sri Syadasti School of Spiritual Wisdom are true in some sense, false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true...

This Is A Chain Letter

WITHIN THE NEXT FIFTY-FIVE DAYS YOU WILL RECEIVE THIRTY-ELEVEN HUNDRED POUNDS OF CHAINS In the meantime - plant your seeds. If a lot of people who receive this letter plant a few seeds and a lot of people receive this letter, then a lot of seeds will get planted. Plant you seeds. In parks. On lots. Public flower beds. In remote places. At City Hall. Wherever. Whenever. Or start a plantation 1n your closet (but read up on it first for that). For casual planting, its best to soak them in water...

The Ancient Illuminated Seers Of Bavaria

Invite YOU to join The World's Oldest And Most Successful Conspiracy Have you ever SECRETLY WONDERED WHY The GREAT PYRAMID has FIVE sides (counting the bottom) WHAT IS the TRUE secret SINISTER REALITY lying behind the ANCIENT Aztec Legend of QUETZLCOATL WHO IS the MAN in 7URICH that some SWEAR is LEI HARVEY OSWALD invite YOU to join The World's Oldest And Most Successful Conspiracy Have you ever SECRETLY WONDERED WHY The GREAT PYRAMID has FIVE sides (counting the bottom) IS there an ESOTERIC...

How To Become A Poee Chaplin

Write the ERISIAN AFFIRMATION in five copies. 2. Sign and nose-print each copy. 3. Send one to The President of the United States. The California State Bureau of Furniture and Bedding 1021 'D' Street, Sacramento CA 94814 5. Nail one to a telephone pole. Hide one. And burn the other. Then consult your pineal gland.

Goddess Of Confusion

3 The Sacred Chao (Illustration) 4 Five Conmandments (The Pentabarf) 7 Birth of The Er1s1an Movement 11 Battle Hymn of The Erlstocracy 17 Myth of The Apple of Discord 28 How To Start A POEE Cabal Without 41 How Honest Book of Truth Was Revealed 55 Erls during 3125 years (Brazil letter) 56 Cosmogeny (Void's Daughters) 71 Super Secret Crypto Cypher Code 72 Il1um1nat1 (letter) 74 Salvation the five commandments (the pentabarf) The PENTABARF was discovered by the hermit Apostle Zarathud In the...

The Poee Mysteree Oath

(Brothers of the Ancient Illuminated Seers of Bavaria sect may wish to substitute the German FLIEGENDE KINDERSCHEISSEt or perhaps WIECZNY KWIAT WTADZA t which is Ewige Blumenkraft in Polish.) M e wii < AM i lS t*os CAMHOT SWAiAo*' , Hll t ftOTrtir HAS Beeisi e*PO5 0j it 5 VW40 CAM HIS rtC Correction to last week' copy Johnny Sample is offensive cornerbaek for the New York Jets, not fullback as stated. Bobby Tolan's nameis not Randy, but mud. All power to the people, and ban the fucking bomb....

11 P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Write out message (HAIL ERIS) and put all vowels at end (HLRSAIEI) STEP 2. Reverse order (IEIASRLH) STEP 3. Convert to numbers (9-5-9-1-19-18-12-8) STEP 4. Put into numerical order (1-5-8-9-9-12-18-19) STEP 5. Convert back to letters (AEHIILRS) This cryptographic cypher code is GUARANTEED TO BE 100 UNBREAKABLE. BEWARE TOE PARANOIDS ARE WATCHING YOU here s a letter rott m.s.fc. to poee The World's Oldest And Most Successful Conspiracy Founded bj Hasaan i Sabfeah, 1090 AD (5090 A L, 4850...

The Erisian Affirmation

BEFORE THE GODDESS ERIS, I (name or holy name), do herewith declare my eelf a POEE BROTHER of THE LEGION OF DYNAMIC DISCORD. HAIL HAIL HAIL HAIL HAIL ERIS ERIS ERIS ERIS ERIS ALL HAIL DISCORDIA The presiding POEE Official (If any) responds ALL HAIL DISCORDIA r,,r> F ''comon SENSE IS WHAT TELLS i OL THAT THE WORLD IS FLAT. To verse Do mortals bou HoUj Cou> , and Wholly CK30. _ Rev. 0 *. S** Jit * Monro ''comon SENSE IS WHAT TELLS i OL THAT THE WORLD IS FLAT. legion of Bynautic Biarurit...

An Erisian Hymn

Mungojerry Grindlebone, KOB Epiekopoa, THE RAYVILLE APPLE PANTHERS Onward Christian Soldiers, Onward Buddhist Priests. Onward, Fruits of Islam, Fight till youre deceased. Fight your little battles, Join in thickest fray For the Greater Glory, of Dis-cord-i-a. Yah, yah, yah, Yah, yah, yah, yah. Blfffffffffft NrHY omo noTo> HAS 8& za Dotdc,

The Classification Of Saints

To be reserved for all human beings deserving of Sainthood. Example St. Norton the First, Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico (his grave near San Francisco is an official POEE Shrine.) THE FOLLOWING FOUR CATAGORIES ARE RESERVED FOR FICTIONAL BEINGS WHO, NOT BEING ACTUAL, ARE MORE CAPABLE OF PERFECTION. Good Saint material and definitely inspiring. Example St. Yossarian (Catch 22, Heller) Excellent Goddess-saturated Saint. Example St. Quixote (Don Quixote, Cervantes) Comparable...

The Parable Of The Bitter

When Hypoc was through meditating with St. Gulik, he went there Into the kitchen where hejxisied himself with preparing the feast and In his endeyor, he found that there was some old tea in a pan left standing from the night before, when he had in his weakness forgot about its making and had let it sit steeping for 24 hours. It was dark and murky and it was Hypoc's Intention to use this old tea by diluting it with water. And again in his weakness, chose without further consideration and plunged...

Tele -photography Matos Spells And Magic

Pandaemonium, Commanding The seeds of the ORDERS OF DISCORDIA were planted by Greyface into his early disciples. They form the skeleton of the Aneristic Movement, which over emphasizes the Principle of Order and is antagonistic to the necessary compliment, the Principle of Disorder. The Orders are composed of persons all hung up on authority, security and control i.e., they are blinded by the Aneristic Illusion. They do not know that they belong to Orders of...

The Vmpia Vibrndia

Howl Found Goddess And What I Did To Her When I Found Her Available on the internet for the first time in its complete and original format in full 300dpi glory Adobe Acrobat PDF format created by popes Kira Kristoferson decembersunset yahoo.com and FenwickRysen fenwick sonic.net Chooflux 50 Chaos 3165 hail eris. all hail discordia. friord.